May 2013
6 posts
cyberthug13:
dam can you imagine a porno with good acting
like oscar worthy
makin you cry and shit while you jackin off
1 tag
April 2013
14 posts
ghostlydemure:
whenever my pets sigh im just like i know how u feel bby talk 2 me
I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
December 2012
3 posts
tupacabra:
closest thing i’ve had to a threesome is neapolitan ice cream
3 tags
But you already knew that, right?
We closed our previous chapter, only to begin a new, more promising one.
November 2012
11 posts
October 2012
38 posts
